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Back when I taught writing, I told my students to avoid nine out of ten of their rhetorical questions. They get annoying, don't they?

Also, give yourselves ten exclamation points for the rest of your life and use them wisely. Don't use them all up in your next paper! Never be wasteful and use two in the same sentence!!

So I don't know what's come over me. I need to take an oath. I need to get myself into rehab!